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https://evelit-art.tumblr.com/post/650417445477269504/hi-i-hope-you-had-a-happy-star-wars-day-these

And now I have plot bunny ideas.

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The first idea was

So maybe Luke was doing something Force-y, and was seen by someone who knows that Grakkus Jahibakti Tinji has a bounty out for any Force sensitive child.  


Obi-Wan had gone to Alderaan for a couple weeks. One of the slavecatchers had either noticed, or heard from someone, that the Lars fosterling had an old space wizard watching him. They tried to buy Luke from the Lars, but were turned down. 


So these "slavecatchers" dress up as sandpeople, and kill Owen and Beru.  This greatly upsets Luke, who accidentally causes the worst sandstorm in Tatoonie recorded history.  The sandstorm is so strong it rips the clothes off the slavecatchers, and literally tears off their epidermis. The force of the sandstorm breaks their masks, teeth, the sand goes down into their lungs, and kills them.

Luke is clinging to his dead aunt and screaming. His distress is felt through the Force. Obi-Wan feels it on Alderaan. So does Vader. So Vader gets sent by Palpatine to investigate this disturbance.

Vader goes with a few men. They find Luke still clinging to Beru, begging her to wake up.

Vader stares at the child. A medic tries to separate the boy from the dead woman, and the sand starts to spin again. So the medic tranquilizes the boy. Vader's men investigate the homestead, and report the names of the residents. "Owen Lars, Beru Whitesun, and Luke Skywalker." Vader realizes that his son is alive.

He has the Lars/ Whitesun buried, Luke taken on board the ship, and a paternity test done.

So Vader takes Luke to Mustafar, and comms the Emperor from there.

Vader (down on one knee) tells his Master that he has found his son. Palpatine says, "Good. Send him to me."

Vader is insistent that Luke is delicate, because of his relatives' deaths. Vader wants to set up Luke's bedroom and suite first.

Palpatine says, "You have duties to me. You cannot keep him with you all the time. Imagine trying to keep a child on a battleship!"

Vader then floats the idea to set up an apartment on Coruscant, with a couple caretakers, or a caretaker family, with security for Luke.

Palpatine insists that it would be much simpler for Vader to leave Luke with him. There is no place more secure than the Imperial residence. Palpatine points out the security flaw of Luke having to leave the apartment for school.

While Palpatine can have tutors brought in to Luke. Luke won't have to leave the Imperial residence at all.

Vader is now angry, but no one tells Palpatine "no".

Vader tells Palpatine that he has been a faithful acolyte. "I have destroyed cities for you. I have committed genocides, and killed children for you. Since her death, I have not asked for anything. Now I ask for this one small thing- to keep my son. Yet you would deny me this?"

While Vader is talking to Palpatine, Luke stumbles in, squats down by his dad's leg, and leans his forehead against Vader's knee.

Luke is upset, and clingy. To soothe himself, he puts his thumb in his mouth.

Palpatine comments that if Luke doesn't stop sucking his thumb, he'll have it cut off.

This causes Vader to realize that he cannot leave Luke alone with Palpatine.

Vader shuts off the transmission. He is ANGRY. Luke is afraid, and runs to hide under a four poster bed in a guest room.

When Vader tries to follow Luke, Luke uses the Force to flip the bed over onto Vader.

Vader isn't hurt. But he realizes that he is upsetting Luke. He stomps out, and starts destroying stuff.

Vanee comes in to ask what's going on. Vader tells Vanee what happened, and that he has to flee with Luke.

Vanee asks Vader if he should kneel, lean back or forward. Whichever would be easiest position for Vader to kill him.

So Vader runs off with Luke. At some point Vaderkin ends up injured / meeting pirates while raiding a very small Imperial outpost. But Vaderkin ends up staying with the pirates, because theyre just thrilled about having a force sensitive in their midst. Some of the pirates steal artifacts for Luke. Some put Force blocking cuffs on him, and teach him hand-to-hand combat. (Under the idea that if he can whoop ass in a knife fight without the Force, he'll be even better with the Force.)


One of the pirates has a history degree, and so she's the one who reads aloud from an old Jedi tome for Luke.


They discover that doing one handed handstands while balancing things was a traditional Jedi training technique, so, in the spirit of helping Luke in a very piratey way, they make bets on how long he can hold the handstand. (Luke gets a percentage of the credits in these bets.)


Vaderkin ends up staying with the pirates, because Luke seems so happy. Plus, it is a great place to hide. Lady Eboshi, the leader of these pirates, is happy to have Vaderkin on her crew. It's always great to have a guy who can kill in elaborate ways, and isn't squeamish.

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Little snippet where Luke requested an audience with Rebel Alliance high command. It was Lady Eboshi's idea, when some of the pirates' young people decided that they wanted to join the Alliance. She took Luke aside and told him that he needed to tell Alliance HC about who his father was.

Lukalai Kryat aka Luke Skywalker telling Obi-Wan Kenobi and the Alliance council about his guardians' deaths, and about Vader taking Luke and running away from Emperor Palpatine aka Sidious.


"It got bad, Ben." When he tells Kenobi and council about how Vader got sick, Vader's accounts were hacked, and they ended up on Jedha with no money, only a little food, and a 20 litre water tank. Vader walked them to an Imperial outpost to steal a ship.


There was a tightening around Ben's eyes, and that flash of pain/ grief/ guilt from Bail Organa.


"If I tell you about Beru and Owen's deaths, I have to tell that story last, because it hurts me. I'm good for nothing the next day. And I need to let Epa know, otherwise he'll think you're hurting me, burst in here, and it will all end in bloodshed and tears." Luke laughed.

"How often does your father end things with bloodshed and tears?" Ben asked.


Luke peered at him with one eye. "I thought you said you knew Epa
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Laelish has these sweet fan art paintings of young Luke and Ezra.

https://laelish.tumblr.com/post/661452097767817216/i-recognize-the-writers-made-a-decision-to-never


Now I want that AU, where Ezra and Kanan end up on Tatoonie, and meet the Lars, & Luke.  Beru talks Kanan, and Owen, into letting the Lars keep Ezra.  


Next follows a bunch of Ezra recovering from childhood trauma, and learning that the Lars will actually feed him, provide schooling, and not exploit him for labor.  


The Lars break him of his stealing habits.  Ezra teaches Luke how to use his Force abilities. 


Ezra has a bit of a problem with this.


Ezra is waiting for the other shoe to drop, trying to figure out why the Lars took him in.


Ezra is hoarding food under his bed.  Beru finds his food stash while cleaning. She tells Owen. Owen picks up a portable cooling unit next market trip. They give him the cooler so his food stash won't attract bugs or whomp rats. 


This is what starts his screaming breakdown. Ezra expected to be punished for hoarding food. 


He has a screaming crying breakdown, yelling at Owen and Beru, "What do you want with/ from me!?!?!" And Luke is completely confused. 


(At some later point Ezra and Luke meet Kenobi. Luke hears the bit about Darth Vader betraying Anakin Skywalker. )


Of course  Ezra wants to join the Alliance when he turns legal.  Owen says "no", but Ezra is going to leave anyway.  


Luke decides to go along with Ezra. At some point he tells Ezra that if he meets Vader, he is going to say to him, "You killed my father!"


Ezra, "No, he's killed lots of parents. You'll have to be specific. "  


So when Luke finally does meet Vader he says, "I am Luke Skywalker, son of Anakin, grandson of Shmi. You killed my father! Prepare to die!" 


Vader has a bit of a meltdown. But he manages to trap Luke in an elevator with him.  Vader tells him, "I did not kill your father. I am your father." Luke has a big meltdown, but he's trapped in an elevator with Vader.  No lost hands or such.  


(I was thinking this might all be occurring on Jedha or Scarif.)  Vader is dragging a cuffed, slightly weepy, Luke around.  The other Imperials are looking at this rebel funny. But Vader has claimed him, so...


I had this image of a cuffed, bedraggled Luke on a shuttle, surrounded by Imperials, all staring at him curiously. But Vader has taken charge of this rebel, so no one is saying anything to Vader about it. 


Vader has Ezra, and some of the other rebels rounded up, and put In holding, because they are friends with Luke.
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Does anyone ever wonder about that AU where the Jedi Order decides that Anakin is too full of fear, and traumatized by slavery.

So instead they decide he should be adopted out.

Palpatine is quite happy to adopt Anakin. Don't worry, he promises to take good care of Anakin.
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And someone has an entry criticizing Pat Robertson's attempts to pray away the hurricane, and stuff.

But in the comments Tuna has this to say about something Pat said...

"Obviously the most important takeaway here is the warning about the sweaters. I have questions:

1. Is it just sweaters that attract demons, or any item purchased at a thrift shop?

2. Is it just thrift shops that are demon infested, or should we also worry about vintage shops, and consignment shops? I think garage sales should be safe, as I only go to those in my neighbourhood, and none of my neighbours have exhibited signs of possession.

3. I don't pray, and will not start anytime soon, so is there a detergent available that will remove demons? What about Oxy-Clean? It removes all kinds of smells and stains, so surely it's good for demons as well.

4. Two of the thrift stores in town are run by churches, so they should be safe, right? If you buy a ceramic cross from a thrift store is it doubly Jesus-y or doubly cursed? I'm not going to buy one, but I ask because I see so many for sale, almost like people donate all of the useless gifts they get for christenings."

http://disq.us/p/1vscjj8

And I can't help but to think that sounds like some sort of fan fic challenge....

Who doesn't buy second hand sweaters due to demons? Or they don't buy from church thrift shops because demons flock there more? What happened when someone bought a demon-infested sweater from a church run thrift shop?

And what happened to the demon when exposed to detergent, or water, or bleach, or all three. Or did those things not work, but vinegar and baking soda did?
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Stupid plot tribbles....

This is a bit old, it was after CA:WS.

It's just that I don't remember if I ever posted about it....



So after CA:TWS, Bucky has pulled Steve out of the water and is hiding. Cue the TARDIS showing up, the Doctor sticking his head out and asking if Bucky would like to travel with him.

So which Doctor and companion? Imagine Leela and Bucky together. Is it the Fourth Doctor and Sarah Jane Smith? Or Ace and Bucky attacking Daleks or Cybermen. (Ace with her bat, and Bucky with his arm.)

Imagine after Bucky comes back to Earth... a Dalek saying "You are a Great Enemy of the Daleks! You must be EXTERMINATED!" in front of Steve.


Extra for this wild plot.... Doc ends up dropping Bucky off on Bannerman road in Ealing and introducing him to Sarah, or dropping him off with Sarah if they traveled together. Sarah invites him in, and introduces him to Luke, and Luke's friends.

Bucky takes up living with them.

Later Mycroft Holmes (from Sherlock) attempts to recruit Bucky. Mr Holmes mentions that he'd like to also recruit Luke, which ends up getting him punched in the face by Bucky.

(Note, Mycroft had earlier made his escorts leave their guns in the car, because he knew Bucky would hit him, and he didn't want his men drawing guns on The Winter Soldier. Even though he told them to not show any weapons, he realized that when Bucky hit him, the guns would come out.) So now Bucky somehow finds himself working for Mycroft Holmes.
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Did I mention that on Tuesday I saw a coyote on the Eastfield College soccer fields? (Eastfield College, of the Dallas County Community College District.)

He was walking on the field near the curb. Then he stopped to take a dump. Hey, it's a nice grassy field, great for soccer, and pooping. The car on front of me, someone on the passenger side had a phone out and was taking a picture. I also slowed, and attempted a picture. But at that time, I guess he wanted his privacy, because he started going further into the field, away from the curb.

Or maybe he didn't want us tagging him on FB. What terrible humans, violating his privacy and posting his picture to our FBs.

And now today, I said I should do up a little comic. Two mice in the soccer field looking for leftovers. One mouse calls to the other that he's found Twinkies(tm). Next image will be of some very 'stuffed' looking mice. One says to the other, "I'm so stuffed, I can't move." At which point the coyote pops into view and says "Good!"
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Where you take two of your favorite characters and put them in a Storycorps booth.

http://archiveofourown.org/collections/StoryCorps

There's only one story in the collection right now, but I want more!

Imagine Draco and Harry, in their 80s, being put in a Storycorps booth. (Though Hermione might be a better choice.)

Darn, I have not been watching any series on a regular basis.

Elderly Cassandra (from Stargate) in a StoryCorps booth, after the Stargate program has been long declassified, talking about... what would she talk about?


I haven't seen Airwolf in a while.... very eldery Archangel talking about some of the previously classified rescues the Airwolf team(s) did?

That time someone put Princess Diana into a StoryCorps booth, with an eldery Congo woman. (In my new headcanon, after WWI, Diana ended up in the Congo, and kicked out the Belgians.)

Who else got put in a StoryCorps booth? (For some reason, I keep picturing the characters as elderly, like a very old Jim Gordon, talking about his early days in Gotham, and the Batman.)

Or an elderly Lois Lane, or even Lex Luthor, talking about their impressions of Superman?


Why am I stuck in comics fandom right now?
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I follow Donna Barr on FB. She was criticizing the Wonder Woman movie, and musing about Diana helping the Africans fight the Belgians in the Congo.

Now I want fan fic. That fic where Diana somehow ends up in the Congo, sees how the Belgians treat the natives, and ends up helping them fight off the Belgians.

Though one of her followers mentions that there is a new version of Tarzan, where Tarzan fights the Belgians in the Congo. Must go google that.....
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at one of those women-only showings. I felt so underdressed. So many women came in Wonder Woman themed outfits, or full out cosplay.

It was an okay super-hero movie. I was a bit thrown by the setting of WWI, rather than WWII.

None of the plot twists surprised me. And it was nice that they didn't edit out Godat's thigh jiggle. (Her thighs jiggle on landing from jumps.) No gratuitous butt or boobie shots. (Any such shots happen in the course of action, not because the camera is looking for ass-crack or cleavage.)

But now I want that fan fiction, where Princess Buttercup ended up on Paradise Island, and became General Antiope.


And imagine the crossover possibilities! Like if she was active during WWII, did she run into Duncan McLeod, or Amanda, or Corey helping the French Resistance?

Any ideas for other crossovers? (She works at the Louvre, now I want to see "that time Teal'c decided to tour Tau'ri museums, and met Diana Prince."
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I had the oddest dream, where Professor Fate was female. I think it was after the second race. Where Maggie somehow extends friendship towards the Professor, and somehow Fate ends up having sex with Leslie, which Maggie is quite cool with...

And Fate has past sexual trauma from childhood, so sex with her ended up being this 'thing' that somehow unnerved Leslie, because he caught that's she's not as enthusiastic as his fangirl admirers. (Hey, she only had sex with him because she still hates him.)

And I woke up wondering where my mind had gone with this.

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